Word Crash

For some reason I've decided not to really swear in these.  It's a large challenge at this point.  I am unhappy.

Mac Word 2008 (not swearing) was bad.  It crashed a lot, and most ironic-in-the-Sophocles-kind-of-way, AutoSave made it crash, so there was usually no way to recover whatever you'd done since the last paranoid tic quicksave.

Mac Word 2011 (not swearing) should be better.  It does not seem to be.  I'm not swearing.  I'm disabling the Autosave to see if that does anything, but I can't find anyone else on the WorldWideTweetoBlogoSphere complaining about it, so maybe that's not it.